AISubs v3.7
This is my second time saying "I love you", so I'll say it in the last pattern.
Hello, this is Toshimizu, a man who loves women!
- Te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te - We're close, we're close.
- Te-te-te-te-te-te-te - I don't think you're that kind of person.
You just put your hand here and it came out in an instant, didn't you?
It came out!
It came out in an instant!
What is this?
It's such a nice day.
It's the best weather.
I want to take a nap.
The next 10 days will be like a filming program.
That's nice!
Today, we're all going to have a barbecue.
Yay!
Autumn food!
Since it's autumn, let's grill mushrooms and stuff like that and eat them!
Yay!
Let's do it!
Well, that aside...
Huh? Huh?
UUUM is a pretty good agency.
Not only do they provide us with filming and stuff like that...
But they also think about our future as well.
Yeah!
Like whether we can keep our assets or not.
Mr. Sakobu talks about that a lot, doesn't he?
Yes!
And the other day, we had a barbecue and it was amazing!
We were even able to think about our future after we die.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it was amazing.
Was there something like that?
To put it simply...
You guys are like plants.
Huh?
You don't get lazy and just cling to things like this.
Plants? Huh?
Grasshoppers.
Turn the camera that way!
You cowards!
You're the biggest grasshopper here!
Why? You don't have to look at me like that.
Seriously.
Why do you have to look at the camera like that every time?
And Garagi-kun...
Was worried about everyone's future after they die and suggested this story.
After everyone dies and becomes youkai...
Who has the strongest power as youkai?
Do you want me to make you a youkai?
Well, well, well...
I was interested in youkai.
Really?!
Wow!
Youkai have special abilities.
What do you guys want to be?
If you could be anything.
In youkai world?
Yes, youkai world.
Like a kappa?
Kamaitachi!
Well, I'd like to be Nulari-hyoun.
Like Rock Rock.
Do you really want to be one?
What? You want me to lower my hair even higher?
Well, you guys won't be able to be one.
What?
Like an old man who just died said.
No way!
Are you serious?
Garagi-kun will be a youkai who makes you feel like you'll be one in the future.
We've prepared three patterns for you.
While you're at it, try it out and see if you can do something like this in the future.
Are you going to do youkai now?
Who will be an excellent youkai?
I wonder if Komaki-jijii will be happy to win.
I don't know about that.
The title of the video is...
"One-time-moment-appropriate-test"!
One-time-moment means you can fly, right?
Isn't it cool?
It's a means of transportation, right?
One-time-moment is quite a long term.
Flying means you're going to the middle of the 10 meters.
First of all, you're going to put a long cloth on your butt.
And you're going to run like this.
And you're going to fly, right?
If one of your tiptoes is off the ground, you're going to fly.
The one with the longest second is the winner.
I'm glad the weather was sunny.
If it wasn't sunny, I would have killed you all.
You can't fly all the way to Japan for a holiday.
It's scary, isn't it?
That fear may be youkai, too.
It may be youkai.
Our clothes are too cheap.
But you're still alive.
If you die of coldness, you'll feel like a string around your back.
He's like this.
If it's going to be one-time, let's make it one- time.
Who's going first?
Rock-paper-scissors?
I'm first!
We said that one-time is 10m.
But in my opinion, it's not 10m.
- Yes, it's like a long cloth. - But it's long enough.
- I'll give you this. - It's really tough.
- Will it float in an instant? - Well, Ryo-san...
- Do we go from here? - Yes, from there.
Well, then, goodbye.
- We don't know when it will start. - I see.
- Did you just say "for now"? - Yeah!
- One point! - "For now" point!
- "For now" point!
- It's not difficult, so go ahead. - Yes.
- For now, let's go! - Yes.
- Oh! - Oh, it's pretty fast from the beginning!
- Huh? - Ah! It floated!
It floated! It's floating! It's floating! It's floating!
- It's floating! It's floating! - It's floating!
- Huh? - No, it's okay! It's okay! It's floating! It's floating!
- Let it go. - It's pretty good! It's pretty good!
- Isn't it really fast? - Huh?
- Hahaha!
- Time's up! - Oh, it's over!
It's over!
- This is bad! - This is a great video!
- I don't know if it was too confusing. - I feel like it wasn't good at all!
- I can't tell because you're so far away! - And you're looking back so I can't see you at all!
- This is crazy! - It's like a comedy show.
- But it was really bad. - It was really shocking.
- Masa wouldn't think it was YouTube. - Hahaha!
- But anyway, Ryo's miracle! - Oh!
- Ryo's time! - Yes!
- 10.00 seconds. - Oh!
- I don't know! - One second!
- One second! One second! - Hahaha!
- Shall we go? - Yes!
- Okay, Yumemaru-san, would you like us to go? - Yes!
- We'll go! - Yes!
- We'll go for now, right? - We'll go for now!
- Okay, it started slowly! - It went up! It went up!
- It's like... - Hahaha!
- It went up! It went up! - It went up!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It went up! - Oh, it's up!
- Is it starting? - It's...
- Is it starting? - Well...
- I think it hasn't started yet. - Maybe it hasn't started yet.
- It went up and down in an instant. - That's crazy!
- The sun is crazy! - Hahaha!
- It hasn't started yet! - It hasn't started yet!
- Stop it!
- Hahaha! - Stop it!
- What are you doing?! - Hey!
- It's not a trial YouTuber period! - Hahaha!
- You're annoying me today. - Hahaha!
- It's like a trial period. - There are bugs on my feet.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- I got it! - Hahaha!
- I'm curious about the time. - Well...
- Yes? - You're disqualified.
- What? It hasn't started yet? - It hasn't started yet.
- It's fine. - Hahaha!
- It's really tough! - I think you can do it at top speed.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Are you doing your best? - No.
- You're doing your best. - It's so difficult that you can't do your best.
- What are you two going to do now? - No, we've already done it, so it's fine.
- What do you mean it's fine?! - Hahaha!
- We still have half of it left. - Hahaha!
- That's how it is. - I want you to do it.
- It's me. - Me? - Yes.
- Let's do it! - Let's go!
- Raise the gear! - Raise it!
- Lift it up! - Lift it up!
- It stopped! - Hahaha!
- Come back! - Hahaha!
- I want to know the time!
- You've become human! - You've become like a foreign rock musician!
- It's trash! - Hahaha! - At worst, I'll do my best! - Hahaha! - I'll do my best! - I can't play Reggie and Spear, so what will happen?
- Then there will be no record! - Damn it! It's like this shit! - Hahaha! - I want to avoid three people without a record!
- Let's battle properly! - Yes! - I'm grateful for Mr. Sasai for following me! - I'll go for now! - Yes! - For now! - For now! - For now! - I'm tired of it!
- You're good at Dajaring. - It's over! - Why? - It went somewhere! - It went somewhere! - It's over! - Hahahahaha! - It went somewhere! - Let me run! - It's over! - 2.31 seconds.
So, the best candidate is...
Ryo-san!
[The best candidate is Ryo-san!]
- I'll give you one! - Thanks.
- I'll give you four pieces of cotton. - No, no, no!
- So, you'll have one piece of cotton. - Yes.
What about the others?
- You'll only get something like Kesaran Basaran. - I'll grant your wish!
- Next topic! - Yes!
- "Grandpa Konaki"! - But Grandpa Konaki's attack is like a stone, right?
- Yes! He'll give you a piggyback ride. - Oh!
- Then you'll feel sorry for him and give him another piggyback ride. - Yes.
- Then you'll crush him and kill him. - Oh, then I'll do it!
- No matter how you look at it, it's the heaviest! - Yes, you're right.
- You've got a bug on you! - Where?
- You've got a bug on you! - No, no!
- You've got a bug on you! - No!
You don't have to be so surprised!
- In that outfit, Grandpa Konaki's attack is like a stone, right? - Again!?
[Grandpa Konaki's attack is like a stone, right!?]
- It's a little gross, again... - It's gross...
- No, the amount doesn't suit you. - That's right.
- It suits you too much. - Is it okay for me to win?
- You're a real man! - It's really okay for me to win...
- Your head's excess weight has been taken away! - It's really low!
- What's that!? - From now on, everyone will be given...
- A 70kg body with a weight of about 30kg. - What!?
- About 100kg!?
- That's right, you'll be given a 100kg human... - We will!?
- If you walk for about 10 minutes, you'll pass. - You'll pass!?
- Why? - It's not a battle, is it?
- Why did Grandpa Konaki have to ride it? - I don't know, but...
- If you ride it like this, you'll know it's tough, right? - What!?
- We'll decide who walked the most disgustingly. - Disgustingly!?
- In order to decide who's going to ride the heaviest...
- The heaviest person will be called "Grandpa".
- The first one is Gujagi-boy! - The first one is Gujagi-boy!
- The second one is Sho! - The first one is Gujagi-boy!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... - 1, 2, 3, 4...
- Grandpa Yume will go first. - Okay!
- He's already starting. - He's already starting. - He's already starting.
- Okay, are you ready? - Yes!
- Okay, Grandpa Yume! Ready...
- Start!
- Whoa! He got in! - I'm dead...
- Game over! - Hey!
- Grandpa!
- What are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
- I told you to listen, didn't I?! - Just a little bit!
- What happened? - How did it look like?
- There was nothing at all. - Nothing at all?
- I was standing like this. - Yeah.
- It wasn't like you got in, but you got in like you were drunk.
- It's better to get weird after you start, right?
- What did you do after you wrote the rules?
- If you really want to do this fair and square...
- That's what you say, but it's not like that. - Yeah, you're right.
- Then let me do it next time.
- It's a competition where we all compete against each other.
- Okay, let me do it. - It was an election campaign.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Wow!
- Okay... - Oh! Nice posture!
- Grandpa, ready... - Start!
- Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Takeshi-kun, you can go further back! - Takeshi - kun!
- I'm falling! - You can do it!
- What are you doing? - Hey!
Since Takeshi-kun went further back...
Takeshi-kun's something solid was here.
- It must be heavy. - How was it?
- It wasn't worth seeing. - Yeah, it was like...
In the end, it was me.
- I think we should think about how to clear it. - It's 6.5 points.
- Anyway, it's better to go 10 meters. - That's right.
- That's how you get a D-score. - Yeah.
- You can do it! - I'm going!
You can do it!
- Ah, it's super slippery. - Hahaha.
- Current score, 0.1. - Hahaha.
- Okay, Toshimitsu-san, please! - It's pretty high up.
- Yeah, it's pretty stable. - Ehhh!
- It's cold!
- Ehhh! Ehhh! - Nice voice!
- Ehhh! - Yeah, it's like you!
- Ehhh! - You're gross!
- Ehhh! - Oh, you can speak with your left hand!
- Good, good! - Keep your hands up!
- Good, good! - Great!
- You're doing great! - You're doing great!
- Ehhh! - You're doing great!
- It's almost time for you to go home. - Ehhh!
- You're doing great!
- Okay, the last one! It's important how you goal! - Ehhh!
- Nice! - You can do it!
- Just a little more! - Ehhh!
- Thank you! - Great!
- Nice goal! - Oh, gross, gross, gross!
- Ahh! - That was great!
- Oh, I'm exhausted! - Oh, it's tough!
- It's pretty hard to do that voice now. - Yeah, what would you do to do it?
- Your score is now 14.9! - That's so high!
- I don't know, but if you put too much effort into it, you'll cut your lips.
- Really?!
- Ahh, I hope you'll do your best! - Yeah, I hope you'll do your best!
- I hope you'll do your best! - I hope you'll do your best!
- Okay! - Ahh!
- I'm counting on you! - Okay!
- Ahh! Ahh, it's tough!
- I hope you'll do your best! - Ahh!
- There's not much of a repertoire here... - There's a combination of things I've seen before!
- It's nice, the next straw is starting to come off. - There's a lot of loose stuff here.
- It's like a whale's mouth. - If you drop it, you'll get a deduction. - Oh, you're right!
- Takeshi-kun won't go wild. - Takeshi, you're having fun!
- Ahh, Takeshi! Don't go wild, Takeshi! Takeshi! - Ahh! Ahh!
- Takeshi! - That was dangerous! - Takeshi! - Is your face okay?
- That's enough! - Your face... - Takeshi! - Takeshi!
- You hit your head pretty hard just now, didn't you? - It was like "gaah"!
- Is it about one meter? - Ahh, this is tough!
- If the balance of the person above breaks, you can't hold it back anymore. - Yeah.
- At the end, it's like you're your mom. - Takeshi!
- Your score is 7.3! - Ohh!
- So, the most precious thing in this tree is... a secret! - Ehh!
- Can you see it now? - There are only two things left, but...
- It's a red candy. - Wow! - Huh? - Red candy! - What is it? - Red candy! - Huh?!
- When I was growing up, I used to lick this candy every morning. - I remember that!
- Your bones would break if you licked it too much. - Yeah, my bones would break if I licked it too much.
- It's like a chocolate that melts in your mouth. - Oh, yeah!
- I've been a human red candy so far, but I like chocolate better! - Oh, yeah!
- So, once you wake up... - Ahh, I'm gonna lick it again!
- I'm gonna become a red candy! - Ahh!
- Wait, is this really red candy? - Red candy? Is it like this?
- Really? - We're not trying to get free stuff, are we?
- Are we naked? - First of all... - Yes!
- In the washbasin... - Yes?
- There's a big bowl of miso in there. - What?!
- The one who licks it all first wins. - Wow!
- That's how it works. - So it's a game where you lick the miso?
- That's right. - Well, let's not forget about the red candy.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Wow! - It looks like...
- It looks like shit. - Look at it, everyone!
- Ahh, it's dirty. - Seriously?
- Wow... - It's pretty dirty.
- Wow, it's dirty! It's red and dirty! It's the washbasin! - Wow, it's red! Wow, it looks good!
- Wow, it looks good! - Wow, it's red! I wanna eat it!
- You can eat it! - Yay!
- My hair is too dirty! - Ahh, wow!
- It's really spicy! - This is enough!
- Yay! - Ahh!
- You're licking the outside of it! - Ahh!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You like this, don't you? - Ahh!
- Damn it! - Damn it!
- You can't eat this! - It's so spicy!
- Tea! - Well, you can drink tea.
- But it's a drawback, right? - Eh? Well, I'll just leave it like that.
- When it's time for pizza... - Doesn't it make you want to lick it?
- Yeah. - It makes you tired, doesn't it?
- I think you've said it quite a lot. - Wow!
- You've said it quite a lot. - Wow!
- It's a repeat of "wow". - Wow!
- You're that strict? - Are you okay, Canada?
- I can't think of anything. - I can't think of anything in Katakana.
- I want you to walk from a distance.
- No, I want you to invite me. - I want you all to cut my neck.
- I'm in trouble! I'm in trouble! There's a fire! There's a fire! Is there anyone who can save water?
- I'm sure there's something! I'm sorry! - This will save you! This will save you!
- Thank you! This will put out the fire! Thank you! - Huh? Huh? Huh?
- He gave it to me! - He gave it to me! - It's not burning anymore!
- But if it's a fire, you can't do it! - If it's a fire, you can't do it!
- Yes, what we're doing is just YouTube play. - That's right, we're human.
- Everyone, it's not actually a firecracker. - That's right.
- If you're messing around like this, there's no way you can put out the fire. - Yes.
- So, this competition is no contest. - Huh?!
- I licked it quite a bit, though. - You only had about a minute left until you reached the goal.
- Huh?! Wow! - Wow!
- I want to see how much you licked it. Did the fire go out? - The fire went out.
- This is me. - Wow!
- Wow!
- Seriously, you look like a blowfish's butt.
- So far, we've finished three competitions. - Yes.
- Toshimitsu-san looks like a blowfish's butt. - Yes!
- Ryo-san looks like a firecracker's butt. - Yes!
- Shigeru-kun looks like a firecracker's butt. - Yes!
- And Yumemaru-san looks like a firecracker's butt. - Wow!
- Then I'll go and do something nice. - Hahaha!
- So, this was our second video during the break. - Yes!
- How was it, everyone? - Yes!
- So, first of all, let's start with Yumemaru-san. - Yes!
- How was it? - I think it was a good break.
- Hahaha! - Yes.
- The weather was good for about a week. - Yes.
- But I think today is the best sunny day. - Hahaha!
- Actually, the next break will be at the farthest point. - Yes.
- But that fact is really putting us in a desperate situation. - Hahaha!
- If we have a nice break, there is also the opposite of that. - Yes!
- We have a wonderful balance up to the 10th floor. - Yes!
- Isn't it about time for the wall to come down? - Yes!
- So... - Hahaha!
- Hahaha!
Please watch again next week!
Rock, paper, scissors!